thehitman Posts:3020 Followers:5
On 05/03/2013 06:21 PM in General

The Bar

I went to a local bar Tuesday nite after bowling. I met an older woman...........she wasn't that bad for 57. We drank and talked a bit and then, since I liked sports, she asked me if I've ever had a sportsman's double~~a mother and daughter combination threesome. I said that I hadn't.
She said that "Well, then, today's your lucky day."
I'm excited now, so, we went back to her place.
She then turned on the hall light and then shouted "Mom, you still awake?"

I just can't catch a break.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
thatman-z Posts:766 Followers:17
05/03/2013 06:55 PM

Haha that made me lol

jijeykiray Posts:15 Followers:0
05/15/2013 12:13 AM

ROFL! :))