thehitman Posts:3077 Followers:5
On 04/12/2013 06:32 PM in General

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were furiously banging and screwing for over two hours last nite. "Damn you, IKEA. 15 minutes assembly time, my ass!"

She's a blonde........ and then she told me that we can't screw for the remaining 8 months of her pregnancy because she doesn't want to have twins.

Then she asked me "Do you want to get married?"
"Sure", I said.
"Great, cool" she replied. "When?"
"When I meet the right woman" I said.

It was a long nite on the couch.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !