coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 02/08/2013 10:49 AM in General

Happy Friday all, joke for the day....

A guy decides to call his wife at home to invite her to lunch. A strange woman answers.

“Who is this?” the man asks.

“I’m the maid,” the voice responds.

“Maid? We don’t have a maid!”

“Yes sir, the lady of the house hired me today.”

“Oh she did, did she? Well let me speak to her.”

“And who are you, sir?”

“I’m her husband! Where is my wife?”

Awkward pause.

“She’s… um… in the bedroom… with a man I assumed to be her husband.”

“What the… Look, you want to make an easy ten grand?”

“What do you want me to do sir?”

“In the desk drawer is a pistol. Take it and shoot that cheating bitch and her sleazy lover!”

There is a pause, two gunshots, and then the maid returns to the line.

“Sir, what should I do with the bodies?”

“I don’t care… just throw them in the pool!”

“Sir, you don’t have a pool.”

“Don’t have a pool? Of course we have a pool. Wait… is this 236-5871?”


I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:3190 Followers:5
02/08/2013 12:00 PM

great having these back , thanx for posting em Coverit

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02/08/2013 12:22 PM

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finance Posts:9364 Followers:232
02/08/2013 12:39 PM

That's a great one!

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thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
02/08/2013 05:38 PM

good one

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