coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 02/03/2013 11:24 AM in General

Football jokes for the big game today!

These were obviously from a couple years ago when Pitt and GB played, but I thought a few were pretty good.

Q: Why did Ines Sainz feel uncomfortable in the New York Jets locker room? A: Because all the players put on Ben Roethlisberger jerseys!
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood? A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
Q: How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance? A: Ben Roethlisberger!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? A: The Dallas Cowboys!
Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic!
Q: How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin? A: Satisfying!
Q: What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm? A: A pimp.

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:3189 Followers:5
02/03/2013 11:49 AM

thehitman Posts:3072 Followers:5
02/03/2013 01:32 PM

Dallas Cowboys = good one

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !