salsage Posts:78 Followers:0
On 01/17/2013 11:55 AM in General

Thursday's Joke du Jour

The Italian Nursing Home

A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a
nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had
to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful, says
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for
you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents.
Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years
old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench
in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'
'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years and everyone still calls him Doctor!'
And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
Fucking Mexican'

I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn
bobalou Posts:5399 Followers:148
01/17/2013 12:17 PM


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sharpsquare Posts:3189 Followers:5
01/17/2013 03:14 PM

thehitman Posts:3072 Followers:5
01/18/2013 12:10 AM

Yowser !!

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
marksmoneymakers Posts:29602 Followers:142
01/22/2013 09:54 PM

Nice. Really enjoyed that one.