thehitman Posts:3077 Followers:5
On 01/01/2013 02:52 PM in General

My Wife

For Christmas my wife asked me if I wanted something special in the bedroom. I said "sure, honey, I'd like a threesome." She readily agreed. Now I just have to tell her that she's not one of the three.

Then yesterday she wanted to know "What is your most favorite part of my body?"The whole is greater than the sum of the parts" I sweetley told her. "Awww" that is so sweet" she replied, "I love that so much." "Hold on", I said, "I don't think you understand what I meant by the word whole.

Still on that subject, she then had to know what I liked better about her, her sexy body or her pretty face. I looked her over from head to to and then told her "I like your sense of humor."

Then we finally made it to bed ......she was still at it. She wantded to know why I always made love to her with my eyes closed. I said "So that I can."

I think it's going to be a long year at my house.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !