coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 12/14/2012 12:14 PM in General

Happy Friday all!

George was teeing off from the men’s tee.
On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman’s tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later, George got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: “George, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.
You said, you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?”

George: “Yes, sir, that’s correct.”

Coroner: “Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her butt.”

George: “Was it a Titleist 3?”

Coroner: “Yes, it was.”

George: “That was my mulligan.”

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:3189 Followers:5
12/14/2012 12:35 PM

marksmoneymakers Posts:29605 Followers:142
12/14/2012 04:03 PM


thehitman Posts:3072 Followers:5
12/14/2012 05:52 PM

all right !!!

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !