coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 11/23/2012 11:26 AM in General

Happy Black Friday all, joke for the day!

. A guy gets stranded on a deserted island with a supermodel. After about two weeks, they give in to their desires and start having sex. After about 3 weeks of this, the guy says to the model
"Would you do me a favor?"
"Sure she says."
"First, put my clothes on," he says. She does.
"Next, would you draw a beard and mustache on your face with this piece of coal I found?"
"Sure," she says hestitantly.
"Finally, can I call you Fred?" he asks.
"Okay...." she agrees.
"Great! Hey Fred, you'll never guess who I've been bangin' for the last 3 weeks!"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.