bobalou Posts:5399 Followers:148
On 09/22/2011 12:46 PM in General

Mexican Maid

I little Mid-Day Humor!

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset
about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now
Maria, why Do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?

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crazytrain Posts:153 Followers:3
09/22/2011 01:21 PM


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thehitman Posts:3072 Followers:5
09/27/2011 05:34 PM

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