coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/31/2012 11:06 AM in General

Halloween Humor!

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:9372 Followers:232
10/31/2012 11:14 AM

LMAO that's great!!

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10/31/2012 12:01 PM


thehitman Posts:3079 Followers:5
11/01/2012 07:34 PM

guess I need to do more door to door next year

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !