coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/18/2012 11:20 AM in General

Thursday's joke

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The
Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to
forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:3190 Followers:5
10/18/2012 11:40 AM


thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
11/05/2012 07:47 PM

good one

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !