salsage Posts:78 Followers:0
On 10/09/2012 11:28 AM in General

Tuesday Joke Du Jour

A man calls the hospital frantic. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor right in the car" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her fucking husband!"

I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn
tkornheiser Posts:465 Followers:2
10/09/2012 11:45 AM

The oldies are the best

thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
10/10/2012 12:18 AM

Still a good one liner

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !