coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 08/09/2012 12:08 PM in General

Thursday's funny

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to. I will answer it truthfully."

The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before...but I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one. I can't figure out how he got to look so different. Did he have a different father than the rest?"

The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes. Slowly she replies, "yes. Yes he did have a different father." Her husband was taken aback. "Oh! Okay...I must know. Please tell me. Who was that child's father?" Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes. She is very distressed, and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:3072 Followers:5
08/09/2012 02:28 PM

ain't that a kick in the ol' groin

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
sharpsquare Posts:3189 Followers:5
08/09/2012 04:32 PM


marksmoneymakers Posts:29602 Followers:142
08/09/2012 07:30 PM

Going to borrow this one. LOL