coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 08/06/2012 11:41 AM in General

Monday Joke

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.