coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 07/03/2012 10:11 AM in General

Tuesday's Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:3095 Followers:5
07/03/2012 06:55 PM

gotta love that lil Johnny

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
sharpsquare Posts:3201 Followers:5
07/04/2012 03:18 AM

LoL little johnny is always a hoot !