thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
On 06/08/2012 06:37 PM in General

Friday Joke

The Cure:

Chico is is ill one morning, so he calls his boss and says "Boss, I really sick. I ache all over so I can't come to job today."

His boss needs him for the day so he tells Chico "You know what I do when I feel like that? I go to my wife, munch her out for awhile then bang her silly until she can't take anymore. Then I turn her over and give it to her in her ass. That always makes me feel better, so try that."

Two hours later, Chico call in and says "Boss, I did what you say an it work good. I feel better, so I be at job in 15 minutes." .
"And, Oh, you gotta nice house."

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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06/08/2012 06:42 PM

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sharpsquare Posts:3190 Followers:5
06/08/2012 07:18 PM

Ha lol