coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 05/02/2012 10:52 AM in General

Hump Day, Hockey Joke

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:9275 Followers:230
05/02/2012 10:53 AM

OMG - Zing!!!

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bill2266 Posts:1089 Followers:20
05/02/2012 12:32 PM

thats funny

thehitman Posts:3015 Followers:5
05/02/2012 10:23 PM

Brought a good chuckle

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !