coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 04/16/2012 12:24 PM in General

I hate Mondays! Joke of the day.

LOL, love this....

A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?”
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replies.
“No, Mom. Down underneath.”
His mother blushes and says, “Oh, that’s nothing.”
The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, son.”
“Dad, I know what an elephant’s trunk is. The thing down there.”
The father says, “Oh, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
“Dad,” the son asks, “how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?”
The man takes a deep breath and explains, “Well son, here’s the truth. I’ve really spoiled that woman.”

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

bobalou Posts:5404 Followers:148
04/16/2012 12:48 PM

PIPE DREAMER!!!!! LOL to funny Cover !!!!

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thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
04/17/2012 06:06 PM

yes !!

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