thegeneral Posts:96 Followers:0
On 03/24/2012 05:16 AM in General

Winging it on my own

Yeah, I asked my cook if she allowed, could I spend a week in the sack with Stacy Keibler. Unsurprised my cook said YES. Well, I was thinking why ask for permission from my cook? Like I am going to turn that down no matter. Talking about damn you do damn you don't. If I say no to Stacy, then I live the rest my life depressed in hindsight. If I say yes without cook's permission she may boot me. Which is the worse torture? And to top it off, If I pass on the opportunity, then at the gates of heaven Peter tells me himself what a hunk of dummy I am for turning that girl down. God himself walks to the gate to call me to front. He says my son, let me share a secret with you. Stacy is coming up here in a couple weeks due to an unfortunate accident with Clooney. God further states that he himself will be tapping that Stacy arse; Then cast me to hell for NOT spending that week with her irregardless of what my cook allowed. There is something funny about all this.

thegeneral Posts:96 Followers:0
03/24/2012 06:25 AM

32 year old white female, Gentlemen

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03/24/2012 07:16 AM

LMAO.....almost spit out my Cheerios.....

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thegeneral Posts:96 Followers:0
03/24/2012 07:39 AM

No idea how I came up with this, but I am sober and drug free so I was not strung out like a research monkey. I've been there; No fun and not for me today. That is FACT!