thehitman Posts:3078 Followers:5
On 06/11/2013 10:17 PM in General

My Wife

I brought one of my good old friends to my house for dinner one night. My wife was really annoyed and started to throw fits & scream at me. "My hair is not done, the house is filthy, there's a pile of dishes in the sink from two days ago, the dog hasn't been walked all day............I'm still in my pajamas & I certainly don't feel like cooking tonite. Why in hell did you bring him here?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married" I replied.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
bobalou Posts:5409 Followers:148
06/11/2013 11:38 PM

LOL That was a good reply!

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poppacapp Posts:67 Followers:40
06/12/2013 12:32 AM

Oh snap!

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finance Posts:9379 Followers:232
06/12/2013 02:03 PM

Zing!!!! Great one!!

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spankuall Posts:26 Followers:40
06/12/2013 10:16 PM

That is great!

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