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A guy taking a leak out in the desert gets bit by a venomous snake.
His friend says, “Don’t move! Just wait here! I’ll run right to a Doctor.”
He finds Medic, though very busy delivering a baby — so there’s no time, save for giving instructions.
He’s told, “You need to make a small incision in the bite-wound, and suck out the Venom.”
The guy goes back to his snakebit friend who asks him, “What did the Doctor say?”
“HE SAYS YOU’RE GONNA DIE.”
“Wonder-Woman Beats Off Would-Be Rapist” :==>
Superman’s flying overhead, detects Wonderwoman sunbathing naked –
Now’s the chance he’s been waiting for, and swoops down to do his duty.
Wonderwoman says, “Did you just feel something?”
“I don’t know,” cried The Invisible Man, “but my butt hurts!”
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