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thehitman
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Today's Funny

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On 04/13/2013 01:28 PM in General
Last nite my wife asked me "If you could compare me to anything on earth, what would it be?". I quickly replied "The sun, of course."
"Oh, that's nice. Is that because I'm hot, am bright and you can't live without me?" she said, beaming.
"No" I said. "It's because you're difficult to look at for any length of time and when I do it stings my eyes."

I just don't get it. Another rough nite on the couch for me............damn, it just doesn't pay to be truthful in a marriage anymore.
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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