thehitman Posts:2315 Followers:5
On 03/24/2013 01:11 PM in General

My Wife

I really try to treat my wife nicely.

I sent my wife a "Get Better Soon" card the other day. She's not really sick, she's just terrible at sex.

Then last nite I took her to see a romantic movie. Picked her up afterwards, too.

Then she has the nerve to say that the chemistry is gone from our marriage. I said, "Yeh, you can't get anti-depressants anymore and I've run out of Viagara."

I don't get it.

She has an appointment to see a divorce attorney tomorow.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !