thehitman Posts:2256 Followers:5
On 03/10/2013 07:12 PM in General

Consider The Egg

So, you think you've got it bad?? Thank your lucky stars you aren't an egg. Now, consider the egg: You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard and two minutes to get soft. And, you share your box with 11 other guys.
But, the worst part of it all is the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mother.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !