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Rhythm Breaker

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On 03/10/2013 07:06 PM in General
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Katie goes to her granparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said that he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that surely two people almost 100 years old making love was asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear" her grandma said. "Many years ago, realizing that we were getting older we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells started to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the ding and out on the dong.
Then she paused to wipe away a tear. "And, h'ed still be alive if it hadn't been for that damned ice cream truck."
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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03/11/2013 09:39 AM
LMAO - that's freaking great!
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