I drink wine because:
I don't like to keep things bottled up and also,
whether my glass is half empty of half full~~~there is always room for more wine
I tried cooking my chicken dinner with wine tonite....Didn't go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
It's now cheaper than gas. So, Drink~~Don't drive
It's also cheaper than Botox. And it paralyses more muscles.
The secret to a good wine: Open the bottle and allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth
And, don't forget to buy a bottle for Mom on Mother's Day~~~~~~~~~Remember, you're the reason she drinks.