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A giant panda waddles into a bar. The bartender barks, “yeah, whaddya want” The panda orders a bourbon on the rocks, grabs it in one paw and drinks it in one gulp. It then orders a ham sandwich.
There’s an obnoxious drunk setting beside the panda and loudly shouting “hey, they don’t serve your kind here, expletive deleted”. Whereupon the panda pulls out a pistol and kills the drunk. The stunned bartender exclaims, “hey buddy, why did you do that?!
The panda jumps off the barstool and on his way out turns his head and growls “look it up”. The bartender picks up a dictionary and turns to the definition: giant Panda, large bear with black and white coloring and 5 fingers with opposable thumbs, EATS, SHOOTS, and LEAVES.
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.