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jimmythegreek
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SOME HUMPDAY HUMOR

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On 02/20/2013 08:35 PM in General
How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

There's M&M shells all over the floor.


A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

"Sorry, this is a library."

So the blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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02/20/2013 08:36 PM
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"



A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.

"I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband.

"But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter.

"Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
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02/21/2013 10:05 AM
LMAO - love the M&M shells....
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02/21/2013 10:19 AM
Good ones JTG. LOL
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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02/21/2013 02:14 PM
Good ones !!
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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