thehitman Posts:2346 Followers:5
On 02/18/2013 10:56 PM in General

My New Job


So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work



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finance Posts:8521 Followers:224
02/19/2013 09:48 AM

LMAO!!! Damn!

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marksmoneymakers Posts:15642 Followers:141
02/20/2013 04:52 PM

Heard that one before...........but just as funny now as it was then.

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