thehitman Posts:2315 Followers:5
On 02/17/2013 02:10 PM in General

And That's How #1

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom dresser mirror. She said to me "I feel horrible. I look old, have put on some weight and look ugly and terrible. I really need for you to give me a compliment........now.

"Well" I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."

And that's how the fight started. I'm not welcome in the bedroom since.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !