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Happy Friday, joke of the day

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On 02/15/2013 12:00 PM in General


A guy dies and is in despair, finding himself in the bowels of hell.

“Hey guy, ” says a friendly voice nearby, “Don’t be sad! This place gets a bum rap, but it’s really not all that bad. For instance, do you like to drink?”

“Sure I do,” the man responds.

“Then you’re going to love Wednesdays! Once a week, they have open bar and it’s all you can drink. All the guys laugh and tell jokes and have a great time.”

“Say, that does sound good. At least that’s one thing to look forward to each week.”

“Sure! And hey, do you like to gamble?”

“I sure do!”

“Man, you are going to love Thursdays! All the guys gather in the great pit and play poker, blackjack, you name it, till the wee hours. It’s a blast!”

“That sounds great!”

“Sure! Oh by the way, are you gay?”

“Um, no, I’m not…”

“Man, you are going to HATE Fridays!”
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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02/15/2013 12:21 PM
LMAO....
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02/17/2013 11:55 AM
That was LOL funny!
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