thehitman Posts:2196 Followers:4
On 02/14/2013 09:05 AM in General

The $50 Lesson

The $50 Lesson ….
I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food ...and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed with pride. "Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, clean out the garage, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where I know one homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food .. She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work you need, and you can just pay him the $50? ' I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party’.


Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !