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Old Lady Biker

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On 02/10/2013 01:53 PM in General
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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One
day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with
tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."


The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...drink
like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs
of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."


The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times."

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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02/10/2013 04:10 PM
LOL...didn't see that one coming!
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