thehitman Posts:2114 Followers:4
On 02/10/2013 12:50 PM in General

Just Some Random Musings

Note I posted on my front door: I'm a bit lost, so I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for you.

To my high school algebra teacher: Stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

To my high school math teacher: There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that aren't.

To my gym teacher: I'm in no shape to exercise.

To my ex wife: I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do quite as well as nature did.

To myself: My IQ test just came negative

To my boss: Your proctologist just called...........he found your head.

Why is it that I just can't finish anythin

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
finance Posts:8238 Followers:220
02/10/2013 04:06 PM

lmao...ex is brutal!

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