To my high school algebra teacher: Stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.
To my high school math teacher: There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that aren't.
To my gym teacher: I'm in no shape to exercise.
To my ex wife: I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do quite as well as nature did.
To myself: My IQ test just came negative
To my boss: Your proctologist just called...........he found your head.
Why is it that I just can't finish anythin