A guy decides to call his wife at home to invite her to lunch. A strange woman answers.
“Who is this?” the man asks.
“I’m the maid,” the voice responds.
“Maid? We don’t have a maid!”
“Yes sir, the lady of the house hired me today.”
“Oh she did, did she? Well let me speak to her.”
“And who are you, sir?”
“I’m her husband! Where is my wife?”
“She’s… um… in the bedroom… with a man I assumed to be her husband.”
“What the… Look, you want to make an easy ten grand?”
“What do you want me to do sir?”
“In the desk drawer is a pistol. Take it and shoot that cheating bitch and her sleazy lover!”
There is a pause, two gunshots, and then the maid returns to the line.
“Sir, what should I do with the bodies?”
“I don’t care… just throw them in the pool!”
“Sir, you don’t have a pool.”
“Don’t have a pool? Of course we have a pool. Wait… is this 236-5871?”