thehitman Posts:2052 Followers:4
On 02/04/2013 06:19 PM in General

I'm In Trouble...again

I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front

door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking

back, I really should have ran - but you don't get offers like that every

day.

Then the missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think

about me?" .... Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"

wasn't the right answer.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
spooky Posts:4078 Followers:294
02/04/2013 06:27 PM

I always feel like you are sitting at a bar buying me a beer and telling me why you are still single. lol

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marksmoneymakers Posts:9046 Followers:137
02/04/2013 06:46 PM

nice one.

coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
02/04/2013 08:22 PM

LOL, awesome.....

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:2121 Followers:5
02/04/2013 08:54 PM