coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 02/04/2013 10:42 AM in General

Monday's joke of the day

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:3099 Followers:5
02/04/2013 10:44 AM

finance Posts:9217 Followers:230
02/04/2013 11:36 AM

LMAO! Glad to have you back man!

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thehitman Posts:2981 Followers:5
02/04/2013 12:37 PM

Oh yea

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !