Q: Why did Ines Sainz feel uncomfortable in the New York Jets locker room? A: Because all the players put on Ben Roethlisberger jerseys!
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood? A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
Q: How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance? A: Ben Roethlisberger!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? A: The Dallas Cowboys!
Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic!
Q: How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin? A: Satisfying!
Q: What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm? A: A pimp.