A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a
nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had
to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful, says
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for
you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents.
Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years
old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench
in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'
'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years and everyone still calls him Doctor!'
And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The