Sometimes when you're bored in a drugstore.........pick up a tube of anal lube and quietly drop it in a couple's cart. The results are priceless.
What's worse than finding a packet of condom's in your wife's pocketbook ?
Finding a half a packet.
I've decided that Tiger Wood's infidelity was not his fault. All those years of people following him around shouting "Get in the hole" just went to his head.