thehitman Posts:2620 Followers:5
On 01/06/2013 08:58 PM in General

Just Sayin

Feminism: Because not all women can be beautiful

Sometimes when you're bored in a drugstore.........pick up a tube of anal lube and quietly drop it in a couple's cart. The results are priceless.

What's worse than finding a packet of condom's in your wife's pocketbook ?
Finding a half a packet.

I've decided that Tiger Wood's infidelity was not his fault. All those years of people following him around shouting "Get in the hole" just went to his head.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !