yisman Posts:657 Followers:45
On 01/01/2013 03:15 PM in General

New Year's Day Joke

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy ," the little girl asks ,"how old are you?" "Honey , you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother warns . "It is not polite". "Ok", the little girl says ."How much do you weigh?" Now really ," the mother says , "these are personal questions and really none of your business." Undaunted , the little girl asks," why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions , honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin play. "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything ." The little girl says to her friend "Well,"said the friend ,"all you need to do is look at her drivers license It is like a report card it has everything on it", later that night ,the little girls says to her mother ," I know how old you are . You are 32". The mother is surprised and asks ,"how did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140pounds ." The mother is past surprise and shocked now. " How in heaven 's name did you find that out?" "And ,"the little girl says triumphantly ,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce". "Oh really?" The mother asks . "And why's that?"
"Because you got an F in sex." The mother fainted.

thehitman Posts:2053 Followers:4
01/02/2013 02:59 PM

That's one way to look at it, LOL !

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !