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Happy 12/12/12 joke of the day!

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On 12/12/2012 09:41 AM in General
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.


'The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.


'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.


The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.


'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.


The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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12/12/2012 10:15 AM
Oops - to funny lol
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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