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Monday Joke

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On 12/10/2012 12:41 PM in General
While riding one day, a cowboy meets an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and begins a conversation.

“Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?” “Dog no talk,” replies the Indian. Unperturbed, the cowboy continues.

“Hey dog, how’s it going?” he queries. “Doin’ alright,” shrugs the dog, looking up. The Indian looks shocked.

“How does your owner treat you?” he continues. “Real good,” replies the pooch. “He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

The Indian’s jaw drops in disbelief. “Mind if I talk to your horse?” continues the cowboy. “Horse no talk,” states the Native American.

“We’ll see,” says the cowboy. “Hey horse, how’s it going?” “Good,” smiles the nag. “And how does your owner treat you?” “Pretty good,” says the horse. “He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”

“Good, mind if I talk to your sheep?” asks the cowboy. “Sheep liar,” snaps the Indian.
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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12/10/2012 02:13 PM
LMAO!!
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12/10/2012 06:04 PM
Yes, LMAO
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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