coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 11/30/2012 10:41 AM in General

Happy Friday all, joke for you today is...

Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.

"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."

"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.

"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

marksmoneymakers Posts:19541 Followers:140
11/30/2012 12:40 PM

Heard that one before, but still funny.

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sharpsquare Posts:2428 Followers:5
11/30/2012 02:29 PM

thehitman Posts:2631 Followers:5
11/30/2012 08:19 PM

: > )

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
bobalou Posts:5147 Followers:147
11/30/2012 09:28 PM

NOW THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY! GOOD ONE COVER!



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