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Sundays Joke Du Jour* Lifesavers the candy with the little holes

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On 11/18/2012 09:49 AM in General
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red..................Cherry

Yellow...............Lemon

Green................Lime

Orange ..............Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'











One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God, spit it out!!! They're ass-holes!
I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn
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Pfile Nickname finance
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11/18/2012 09:53 AM
LMAO...that's great!
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11/19/2012 10:12 PM
Thought maybe it was little Johnny at it again
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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