salsage Posts:78 Followers:0
On 11/18/2012 09:49 AM in General

Sundays Joke Du Jour* Lifesavers the candy with the little holes

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red..................Cherry

Yellow...............Lemon

Green................Lime

Orange ..............Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'











One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God, spit it out!!! They're ass-holes!

I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn
finance Posts:8491 Followers:224
11/18/2012 09:53 AM

LMAO...that's great!

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thehitman Posts:2331 Followers:5
11/19/2012 10:12 PM

Thought maybe it was little Johnny at it again

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
sharpsquare Posts:2249 Followers:5
11/20/2012 01:25 AM


lol