coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/24/2012 11:20 AM in General

Wedneday's bad jokes! (but some are kinda funny, admit it!)

1. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

btb Posts:2261 Followers:163
10/24/2012 02:57 PM

LOL..... Some were worth a chuckle

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finance Posts:8713 Followers:228
10/24/2012 03:43 PM

Ok ok I can't say I didn't laugh...!!!

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