coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/20/2012 10:38 AM in General

Saturday Jokes

A slip of the tongue can be so embarrassing.
When I asked the beautiful salesgirl for a ticket to Pittsburgh, what came out was a "picket to Titsburg".

That's nothing. The other day I asked my wife to pass the salt and ended up saying, "You bitch, you ruined my life!"


Did you hear about the new morning-after birth control pill for men?

It doesn't do anything about the baby; it just changes your blood type.

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.