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Happy Hump Day.... jokes for the day

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On 10/17/2012 11:00 AM in General
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!


I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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Pfile Nickname bobalou
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10/17/2012 12:46 PM
GOOD one liners

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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Pfile Nickname thehitman
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11/05/2012 07:46 PM
yeh, midget one is good
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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