coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/17/2012 11:00 AM in General

Happy Hump Day.... jokes for the day

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:2121 Followers:5
10/17/2012 12:33 PM


tkornheiser Posts:465 Followers:2
10/17/2012 12:45 PM

I like the midget one lol

bobalou Posts:4891 Followers:142
10/17/2012 12:46 PM

GOOD one liners

Sometimes I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old,
The Body of a 20 year old
And the Energy of a 3 year old!!!

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thehitman Posts:2054 Followers:4
11/05/2012 07:46 PM

yeh, midget one is good

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !